TWENTY MILLION a year…If I was paid that much I don’t know if I’d work either. (That what the Friends cast makes a year for the reruns, each) That was a bonus question in the matching round. But back to the game. Four points seperated the top three teams. It was “The Wookie Fuckers” that slipped past “The Indor Kites” to capture third place. Then a back and forth battle, that in the end put “The Golden Taint Warriors” in second place, despite getting a perfect score on the last round. With first place and the music round pitcher going to “Nasty Dutchess”.
Everyone groaned when the matching round of ‘Sports Team Names’ was announced. Yet the average score was 11 out of 14. “The Lone Asian Health Inspector” outpaced for second place over “Brienne of Tarth, Has The Bombest Pussy” with a fantastic last round score. But in the end, it was “The Wookiefuckers’ who were in first place the whole game, and held it until the end.
Revived as “Patty O’Trivia” they waited as long as they could for Patty. Her help came late as it started them out in a deficit, placing them in second place. It was “Uncles With Benefits” that enjoyed a first-place berth throughout the game to finish on top. Firmly anchored in third it was “Greyworms One Eyed Raven”.
In the end, it was the “Red Hot Totties” whose final round with perfect score placed them well in first. Then winning the tie breaker and winning second, leaving their rider behind it was “Horse Divorce”. Picking up the rider, coming in at third was “Reverse Cowboys”. Finally, our perfectly average team was “The Wookiefuckers”.