Last week at Sam’s we had a close race all the way to the end. The top three teams were all within 3 points of each other. It could have gone either way with any of the teams, all are very talented. With several near perfect rounds it was “Cretinans and Lesbians” coming in at third place. Right in front of them with an outstanding last round it was “Flip Flop Beat Down” in second place. Then missing a perfect score and pitcher in the music round, but winning the tie breaker for the win was “The Betty White Supremacists”.
Last week at Sam’s they met on a popular app, swiped right and decided to to meet. Little did they know it was trivia night, they decided to give it a go. “Tinder Date” was first place in the fifth round, then six place in the final, as the Perfectly Average Team. Trading places with them from 6th to first place was “Flip-Flop Beatdown” who were extremely excited about winning. Outscoring “The Knope It Alls” it was “Team Lil’ Sebastian” in second place. The on the losing end of the tie breaker it was “Team Beyhive” taking home third place.
Last week two teams picked up on Trumps 7/11 comment and took similar yet different team names. It was “7/11 Never Forget” that made it into the money round, winning second place. While the other tram, “Never Forget 7/11” was the perfectly average team. Just ahead in second place, returning to the podium were “The Wookie F&#kers”. With the answer to the question, Will this door fit, team “Nope” took first place with a sizable margin.
Last time at Sam’s we learned if you’re gonna fight and really want to win you definitely want to have a pair of “Brass Moose Knuckles”. That’s how you win at trivia.
Then right behind them was team “Team”, who definitely made the third place team feel like ‘I Wanna Be Sedated”. They just aren’t used to being anywhere but first place.