Right from the beginning they were in the running. But it was the music and final round that that made it a reality, where, “Windmills Make Me Horny” came in first. Taunting the other teams it was “If We’re Not Last You Suck” in second place. Their highest ranking so far. Then beating out the “WookieFuckers” for third place it was “Anti-Fact-Sirs”. Finally our perfectly average team was “Pussy Magnet”.
The excitement was just too much, shouting out enthusiastically “I’m Cumming” were the winners. Second place stood by the USWNT by admittedly announcing “I’m Not Going To The Fucking Whitehouse”. Finally making what was without a doubt their best appearance ever, “Wrong Demographic” did a fantastic job scoring a perfect final round, squarely in third place.
With the prevailing score in every round it was inevitable that “The Wookiefuckers” would sweep the game. Which meant the race for second was on. After a few rounds two teams rose to the top, the challenge was answered in the last round when “The Shadynasty’s” got one more point than third place “Mediocre At Best”.
Slipping on….well, something on the floor, “Let’s Get Down To Jizzness” fell behind when “The Walking Talking Stephen Hawking” sprinted past them to capture first place. Trying everything to stay in the game “Kung Fu Keanu” managed to hold onto third place. Finally managing to not get burned, again, and playing it safe was our perfectly average team “SPF 200”.