Last week at Sam’s “Bed, Bath, & Beyoncé” made a big splash on the scene as a new team when they took the podium and won third place. Then making a reappearance after some time away, just like the criminal they took their name from, “The U-District Masterbater” took second place. Finally after licking their wounds, “I Wanna Be Sedated” returned to the ranks of winners and claimed first place.
Last week at Sam’s just as he’s invaded every newscast, the Presidential candidate was represented by our winning team, “My Lovely Lady Trumps”. And Just like Ted Cruz, our second place team, “I Wanna Be Sedated” hated to lose by such a close margin. “Flip Flop Beat Down” came in strong at third place. Finally it was a new group, “Goblin Screw” turning in a Perfectly Average score.
Last week at Sam’s the top five teams were only separated by six points. The last two rounds flipped it all around. “The Wookie F’ers” were first going into the last round, Then they slipped in to third, while “I Wanna Be Sedated”, the perennial strong performer, came up from behind to capture second. But neither of them expected “The Betty White Supremacists” rise to the top and win the top prize.
Last week at Sam’s Tavern “I wanna Be Sedated” was relegated to third place. Losing second by just one point, to “The Bush Has Been Trimmed”. The envelope please, “And the Oscar Goes To…” were the overall winners of the night.