Back and forth, one team was a head then another. It like the baseball routine, But “Abbott and Costello” didn’t make it to first (place) they finished second. It was a nail biter, a real “ButtClencher(s)”, who won first. Then in third place it was “It’s The Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown”. With “Woof” coming in as the perfectly average team.
I thought for sure that no one would be able to name the song Rock and Poll Pt 2. Not only did “Table 2” guess it and the artist, earning them the coveted pitcher for the perfect score of the music round. But it also set them up for the overall win. For second place it came down to the tie breaker. “Dream House Barbie” was closer and won over “Live Free or Fry Hard” Hopefully next week the fryer will be fixed or replaced. Our perfectly average team was “Wookie Fuckers”
You can tell it’s Spooktober, scary team names are pooping out. It’s just like a campfire tale where the tone gets quiet, and blam the bear jumps out and frightens everyone. Then being “Chase(d)’, our 2nd place team, was so very traumatic that “I Just Shit My Pants”, our winning team. Finally, it happens to many marriages, they go separate ways, but what happens to the kids? Like an episode of Jerry Springer, It’s “Horse Divorce”, the third place team.
It was an evening full of political agendas, pitting left against right. While “It Was A Perfect Phonecall”, they didn’t have the best score, but got second. In the end it was “Impeaches & Cream” winning, I wonder if it’s a sign of things to come. Then just behind them were “Dos Joshes” in third place.