Nearly falling off the back end, “The Wookie Fuckers” pull it together to win the tie breaker and second place. Just ahead of ‘Horse Divorce”. Both had an amazing last round, but it came down to the tie breaker. Then prevailing through it all was “Dr President” to take the win.
With such a prominent lead by round 4, no teams could touch the run away leader. Sounding like a Abbott and Costello routine it was “7th Place” in first. Then what’s in second, correct. No, actually it was “#tittytots” in second. With “the WookieFuckers” rounding out the podium for third. Our perfectly average team was the trio of “Wakko Yakko, and Dot”.
It was back and forth all night, with different teams leading in each round. Finally it came down to the tie breaker. “Always Bet on Black” who had a closer guess and ended up winning. That put “Angela’s Angels” in second place. With “Hyde Park Homies” comfortably in third place.
Right from the beginning they were in the running. But it was the music and final round that that made it a reality, where, “Windmills Make Me Horny” came in first. Taunting the other teams it was “If We’re Not Last You Suck” in second place. Their highest ranking so far. Then beating out the “WookieFuckers” for third place it was “Anti-Fact-Sirs”. Finally our perfectly average team was “Pussy Magnet”.