In the end it was the tie-breaker that ended up determining the winner. Even if no one else believes, they held on, believing that “Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself”, which put them in to first place. Yelling and screaming right behind the winners were “2 Finnish Metal Bands”. The third place team was just happier to be here saying, “I Just Came Here To Cluck”. Not too far behind them was our Perfectly Average Team with a clever name, “Let’s Give Them Stuffing To Talk About”
It was in the music round where “Van Damm” passed their rivals “VAnarchy”, and moved into first place, never to be challenged. That knocked “The Bridget Jones Diarrhea” into second place. Then playing the late 4th quarter game, “The Wookie Fuckers” scored big in the last round launching them into third.
We laughed, we cried, we ate, we drank, and drank. It was election night and even though none of the results would be finalized until days later, there was a tension in the air that nothing might change. Just like Austin Powers said, it would be “Squid Pro Roe”. Who was our winner for the night. Then left over from Halloween with all of the candy and other “Edible Plunder” was our second place team. Finally rounding out the threesome were “The WookieFuckers”. They had the most amazing final round, it them out of Perfectly Average and gave it to “Horse Divorce”.
Playing it loose and fast, on the lamb running from the law the “Whiteclaw Outlaws” reigned in third place. Then unlike the President who didn’t know he’s popular, our second place team knew exactly what they were doing when they chanted, “Lock Him Up”. They didn’t kick the dragon fire nor play with the hornets web, they struck out on their own to win the the game and be know as “The Virgin Who Lit The Black Candle”. To round it all out “Son of a Witch” was the perfectly average team. Dooking, no hands, now I get it.