Coming from way way way behind to secure third place were the “Wookie Fuckers”. Which bumped “The Asian Health Inspector” out of the money round. That left two teams battling it out for first place. In a surprise upset, winning the tie breaker question, and the top prize it was “The Quizzards of Odds”. Then second place, good sports that hey are, were “The Filthy Mouthed Wives”
Second guessing answers is often the downfall of a team, as it was with “Wrong Demographic” who just couldn’t hit their stride. Missing by just one point, “OhShht!” ended in second place. That put the early morning breakfast connoisseurs “EggSlut” in first place. Then in third place it was “Horse Divorce”. With “The Wookie Fuckers” rounding out the pack as the perfectly average team.
“Wooo! Girls” were leading the pack, and looked like a sure thing. Until ‘Bumbershit” came along and pulled a switcheroo in the music round, turning the whole game upside down, and winning the game. Then the tie for second was broken, with a possible home advantage, by “Greenland Mortage”. Leaving “Drumpf Nuke’em” in third place. Six points separated the top six teams, close game.
“How did we NOT win”? asked several teams. Well when one point separates the top three teams and the two are tied for second, you know it’s a close race. Separating second we used the tie breaker question. Which put “If I Only Had A Brain” just ahead of “Super Awesome Cat Jumps”. Standing just ahead of them with a near perfect last round score was our winner “The WookieFuckers”, who celebrated with Jordan’s special shot concoction. Hasta la Vista, Jordan