The excitement was just too much, shouting out enthusiastically “I’m Cumming” were the winners. Second place stood by the USWNT by admittedly announcing “I’m Not Going To The Fucking Whitehouse”. Finally making what was without a doubt their best appearance ever, “Wrong Demographic” did a fantastic job scoring a perfect final round, squarely in third place.
With the prevailing score in every round it was inevitable that “The Wookiefuckers” would sweep the game. Which meant the race for second was on. After a few rounds two teams rose to the top, the challenge was answered in the last round when “The Shadynasty’s” got one more point than third place “Mediocre At Best”.
Slipping on….well, something on the floor, “Let’s Get Down To Jizzness” fell behind when “The Walking Talking Stephen Hawking” sprinted past them to capture first place. Trying everything to stay in the game “Kung Fu Keanu” managed to hold onto third place. Finally managing to not get burned, again, and playing it safe was our perfectly average team “SPF 200”.
TWENTY MILLION a year…If I was paid that much I don’t know if I’d work either. (That what the Friends cast makes a year for the reruns, each) That was a bonus question in the matching round. But back to the game. Four points seperated the top three teams. It was “The Wookie Fuckers” that slipped past “The Indor Kites” to capture third place. Then a back and forth battle, that in the end put “The Golden Taint Warriors” in second place, despite getting a perfect score on the last round. With first place and the music round pitcher going to “Nasty Dutchess”.