You can tell it’s Spooktober, scary team names are pooping out. It’s just like a campfire tale where the tone gets quiet, and blam the bear jumps out and frightens everyone. Then being “Chase(d)’, our 2nd place team, was so very traumatic that “I Just Shit My Pants”, our winning team. Finally, it happens to many marriages, they go separate ways, but what happens to the kids? Like an episode of Jerry Springer, It’s “Horse Divorce”, the third place team.